the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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