It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
