Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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