3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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