He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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