She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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