You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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