So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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