but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Drunk is not a location!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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