You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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