The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
