So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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