Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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