yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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