I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Semen is not good for contacts.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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