I want to stick my p in your. b.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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