can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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