Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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