This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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