she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Do vagina's smell?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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