i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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