I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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