I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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