Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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