love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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