gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He uses pillows to masturbate.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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