i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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