so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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