apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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