If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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