i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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