Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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