yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
