If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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