You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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