Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
