You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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