check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my shit smells like andre
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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