I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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