before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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