when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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