So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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