This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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