need another drink. this is the easiest way
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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