The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize