porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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