Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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