I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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