Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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