it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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