i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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