Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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